My niece gave me a cool rock some weeks ago

Its red and perfectly shaped like a rock, I dont have a picture of it now, but I'll post it when i get home.

I am also not a man

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11 Comments

technomad@slrpnk.net · 16 pts · 1y (3 replies)

How you gonna lead us on like that? Lol

Better be an amazing rock!

Lupus@feddit.org · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Better be not, otherwise it would break community rules. Better be an okay rock.

technomad@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y

Touché

Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Oh i promise it is! Its all red with these black lines across it, I really dont know how she found it but its cool

aberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.social · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I am also not a man

You don't gotta brag like that

Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

nah- Being female is a scam created by Big Woman to sell more XX chromosome's /j

Being a girl sucks, I cannot pee my name in the snow and therefore life is a bore.

sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 1y

You may enjoy !Dullsters@dullsters.net 😊

KombatWombat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

OP is not a man, and has yet to post the rock after 2 days. They're playing us for absolute fools.

Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I was practicing for an IT test, I left my rock at home today :(

pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Still no rock

Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I forgot to add it :( Im gonna do it today I swear. I had to study for IT work