c/science_memes · by fossilesque@mander.xyz · 1yfish roast 670 points · 22 comments · view on lemmy.world
22 Comments
TomMasz@lemmy.world · 112 pts · 1y
It's not like the bony-eared assfish is going to clap back, not with the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of all known vertebrates.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 85 pts · 1y
But he's going to make America great again, for sure.
miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y
No boney assfishes about it.
iheartneopets@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y
Stop, he's already dead 😭
ceenote@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Bro probably didn't even know he'd just been roasted.
LolaCat@lemmy.ca · 47 pts · 1y
Huh usually these memes are edited but this one is surprisingly real https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Bony-eared_assfish
dphile@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
“…assfish are soft and flabby…”
Gold
MisterFrog@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Wikipedia seems to not be unanimous on the brain-to-body ratio claim. There's a discussion link next to the citation.
CarbonBasedNPU@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y
At least the Latin name is still diplomatic, as always
Klear@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I thought the name had to be edited given that it looks different from the rest of the text, but on reflection it's just because it is a hyperlink.
ICastFist@programming.dev · 10 pts · 1y
They roasted it because they know better than to do it raw
ToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Also, per wikipedia, assfish are soft and flabby.
RedSnt@feddit.dk · 6 pts · 1y
To be fair, not a lot going on needing a bigger brain 1+km below the water surface where this creature hangs out. Also, apparently it's ass as in donkey, not the other kind.
pancakes@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
It is an assfish, not a gyattfish after all.
loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
Nyashfish
Nog00d@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
GenX be like, "...aside from your mother"
DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Aside from your mother
Starfighter@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1y
relevant xkcd
Klear@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Bony ear-assfish doesn't sound too good either.
lowleveldata@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y
Where's the ass?
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
humanspiral@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
Seems to have a really large head and small body though... ???
Microplasticbrain@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Worthess@discuss.online · 1 pts · 1y
I can almost guarantee it that that fish was really annoying