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Signtist@lemm.ee · 46 pts · 1y (4 replies)

There's a window in front of my kitchen sink at my current house. I've been there for over a year and never once opened those blinds.

The LAST thing i want to be reminded of is wanting to be outside while I putz.

Maybe there's a forest hiding back there. You never know!

I used to live in an apartment building that had the sink window facing my neighbor's sink window.

That's ok. They prefer it that way because it gives them cover to go unwitnessed.

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 42 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Then I'd have to wear clothes.

Unless...?

Zkuld@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Or what? The trees will yell at you that can't be naked in front of their saplings?

Looks like a golf course.

stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

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People with binoculars tend to generally have a hard time complaining to others that you were too naked.

Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 38 pts · 1y (3 replies)

It's not even that good of a view, it's just a giant flat lawn. At least plant some flowers if you aren't going to let the forest grow in.

That's clearly a golf course photoshopped in

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

washing dishes while some asshole slices his fucking golf balls into your living room, this is a great concept

Livin on the edge 🎶

imagine wasting all that land by only growing fucking grass on it

I'd prefer storage over that