I'm a nomster

Brain: "Eat"

Wallet: "Cook"

Sometimes I don't even wanna eat, I just want to not be hungry.

This is why I eat ingredients.

If ingredient won’t poison me, it is food.

I fucking love my air fryer. Use it more than the microwave. I might go throw some fries in there, season them up with garlic and salt and oregano and feta. Fuck.

It's messed up that by the time you get hungry it's too late to make food (without being hungry the entire time).

So I have to anticipate my hunger and prepare in advance? Madness.

“Slice of bread it is then”