It's been a fucking month rule

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nomugisan@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 94 pts · 1y (4 replies)

latenightnoir@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y (3 replies)

And it's barely fucking February... We're in it now...

MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 41 pts · 1y

it's barely fucking February

I do not wish to alarm anyone, but February is almost over. No, I do not know how. I just live here. (For a given value of "live.")

Mortoc@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

FWIW it’s very February

latenightnoir@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Holy crap, I unironically thought it was mid... Yep, can start calling it March!

over_clox@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What's the difference between a clown and a politican?

Clowns have to go to college.

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Fewer people fit in a car with Donald.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

No, just fewer people dare to sit in the same vehicle as Diaper Donnie..

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 23 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This image will be studied by historians.

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y

There's gonna be historians? I see this as an absolute win!

DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Remember when Trump said he was going to do this, I do, and he did.

Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yup. And he's just beginning. He's going to 'fix" the electoral system next.

AmbientDread@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y

He did that in the last election. Fixed it for himself. SOP

metaStatic@kbin.earth · 22 pts · 1y

less than a month left to beat Adolf's speed run

Zier@fedia.io · 17 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I'm nostalgic for the before times when the only thing that happened was, people eating pets. This whole year will be projectile diarrhea.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Here in my area, we call 'projectile diarrhea' as the flying shits. But Elmo Turnip has cut aviation safety, so grab your umbrella...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=J-x_01TNTr0

Zier@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y

The sky IS falling chicken little!

Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

reminder that there are another three years after this year

Zier@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y

I'm pursuing a new career in severe alcoholism.

menas@lemmy.wtf · 15 pts · 1y

People getting organized and strike back in many place. If we want to get inform and to support them, we need to organize internationally

billwashere@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Wait … hooters went bankrupt!!?!

gnutrino@programming.dev · 18 pts · 1y

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/hooters-bankruptcy-filing-closed-stores-b2702879.html

Hooters was obtained by a private equity firm in 2019. The $300 million it owes are unpaid bonds

Looks like another victim of private equity asset stripping to me.

Th4tGuyII@fedia.io · 14 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Wait... Hold on a second... Hooters went bankrupt?

over_clox@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Yes, now you're only allowed to see one hooter at a time.

/s

Seriously, WTF?

billwashere@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I totally hadn’t read this when I posted mine… I see we had a similar thought 🤣

Th4tGuyII@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y

I see great minds think alike haha

morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 1y

thank you for the list of keywords to block on my social media

inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Wtf is Connor eats pants

coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

You haven't met Connor?

inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Nope

coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 1y

Well, you should try to meet him sometime. He's a great guy. Be sure to bring an extra pair of pants for him.

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Add "the Tate brothers" to the mix!

wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Was "trans chat rooms" put right next to "eggs" on purpose? Lol

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

February 2022 Part 2: Electric DOGEloo

buzz86us@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Y'all fell for a Nigerian Prince scam that the whole country has to deal with