Wait... did it wed them by race, or did it wed the 9 men, the 7 dwarves, the 3 elves, and Sauron all together? Because unless I'm mistaken, Galadriel is the only woman amongst them, and I would not envy her.
The three elven rings were made after by a wannabe so by law they don't join the polycule anyway. So no Gandalf, Galadriel or Elrond. Or they make a thruple.
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5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 33 pts · 1y
...and in the darkness bind them.
Kinky
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 10 pts · 1y
Friends forever.
Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
I wonder what the Ring wraiths do on their down time? Watch some rugby? Play snooker?
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Anything to fill that void
milkisklim@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Rule over Angmar, mostly.
flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y
Wait... did it wed them by race, or did it wed the 9 men, the 7 dwarves, the 3 elves, and Sauron all together? Because unless I'm mistaken, Galadriel is the only woman amongst them, and I would not envy her.
Maalus@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
The three elven rings were made after by a wannabe so by law they don't join the polycule anyway. So no Gandalf, Galadriel or Elrond. Or they make a thruple.
flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
I honestly didn't even know that. Thanks!
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Year, Sauron didn't forge the elven ones, ... but also they weren't finger rings so women were excluded.
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
You may now kiss the brides.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y
i want to see this comedy spinoff, just a bunch of old dudes on some beach trying to have a honeymoon together and failing miserably
icedcoffee@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Big love
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Sauron & the elves knew that including stinky hobbitses into the marriage would never work.
Not sure why orcs didn't get any tho.
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
This is me. And this is Stalin. We're married