Jeff Bezos Sends Note To Whole Foods Staff Forbidding Criticism Of Grapes
https://theonion.com/jeff-bezos-sends-note-to-whole-foods-staff-forbidding-criticism-of-grapes/
https://theonion.com/jeff-bezos-sends-note-to-whole-foods-staff-forbidding-criticism-of-grapes/
5 Comments
SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
why didn't they use fuckin oranges? it was right there
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 1y
Oranges are real fuckin' annoying when they talk. I can only offer up two examples to prove my point, but it's weird that there are two of them.
nikatjef@mastodon.acm.org · 8 pts · 1y
@seahorse
See, I can't tell if this is a joke or real... Given Bezos' recent actions it really could be legit.
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe · 5 pts · 1y
You might get graped in the mouth.
hallettj@leminal.space · 0 pts · 1y
Is this possibly a reference to the Delano grape strike?