Jeff Bezos Sends Note To Whole Foods Staff Forbidding Criticism Of Grapes

https://theonion.com/jeff-bezos-sends-note-to-whole-foods-staff-forbidding-criticism-of-grapes/

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SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

why didn't they use fuckin oranges? it was right there

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 1y

Oranges are real fuckin' annoying when they talk. I can only offer up two examples to prove my point, but it's weird that there are two of them.

nikatjef@mastodon.acm.org · 8 pts · 1y

@seahorse
See, I can't tell if this is a joke or real... Given Bezos' recent actions it really could be legit.

LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe · 5 pts · 1y

You might get graped in the mouth.

hallettj@leminal.space · 0 pts · 1y

Is this possibly a reference to the Delano grape strike?