Putin emails Trump "tell me 5 things you did for me last week"

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/03/putin-emails-trump-tell-me-5-things-you-did-for-me-last-week/

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pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 1y (4 replies)

What happened to that video of trump sucking putin's feet? Was it scrubbed from the internet?

Late2TheParty@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (3 replies)
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I don't recommend watching it, but I'm glad it's not scrubbed.

Late2TheParty@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Watch it! I dare you! A-hahahahahaha

Seriously, c/palespirit is right. Highly NSFL

Bezier@suppo.fi · 6 pts · 1y

Thanks, my day is ruined.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 1y

Turnip: ...... I already sent you the email yesterday, it's full of so many details, great things!

Immediately starts typing out the email he didn't send

NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 1y
  1. Sucked in my gut
  2. Sucked on your toes
  3. Sucked US infrastructure dry
  4. Sucked your cock dry
  5. Sucked Zelensky's minerals
Pistcow@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

Does Trump have a good weekly manager update template I could use? Been working a bit on one.

Gerudo@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Noice