These labels are a real life shitpost on their own. Why the parentheses? Why capitalize "Pumping", "Push" and "Nozzle" but not "if"? What's the function of that asterisk? How many question and exclamation marks do you really need? That first line isn't even a question.
8 Comments
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
What an interesting study in punctuation.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Where do I put these???)))(((....//"""
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y
They should've written "push me harder~" on the label
kibiz0r@midwest.social · 7 pts · 1y
with Grammar skills, like THAT you could Easily(!!) Become:PRESIDENT!!!!
yax@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1y
These labels are a real life shitpost on their own. Why the parentheses? Why capitalize "Pumping", "Push" and "Nozzle" but not "if"? What's the function of that asterisk? How many question and exclamation marks do you really need? That first line isn't even a question.
someguy3@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Put your back into it.
DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Buddy found the symbols layer ln the label maker.
db2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I'll be going to a different gas station, thanks.
POTOOOOOOOO@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 1y