c/dadjokes · by Clbull@lemmy.world · 3yWhat do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce? Chicken sees a salad. 57 points · 3 comments · view on lemmy.world
3 Comments
WaterBottleOnAShelf@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 3y
Can I suggest "What dish is made when a hen stares at lettuce?"
Something about having part of the punchline in the set-up always irks me.
CeruleanRuin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Just change "chicken" to "rooster" in the setup. Bonus: it makes them head in the wrong direction thinking about cockadoodledoo puns.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
That sounds more like a chicken staring at lettuce in Boston.