c/lemmyshitpost · by ickplant@lemmy.world · 1yAre you a chicken? 676 points · 19 comments · view on lemmy.world
19 Comments
Intergalactic@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 1y
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 1y
Really laying on the "rizz" here, as young people would say.
crawancon@lemm.ee · 52 pts · 1y
he wants to lay the jizz here tho
SwitchbladeExplosion@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
He wants to jizz on the rizz
Kertyna@feddit.nl · 42 pts · 1y
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y
Now show me a field of socks
kameecoding@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 1y
Gross.
He touched me with his little hand.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
Are you child cause I really want to
Wait nvm
SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 1y
"Are you a child? You are so immature" The rest is history
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y
fin@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Hupf@feddit.org · 8 pts · 1y
hark@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Das ist sehr, sehr gut.
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y
Doch nee, das ist ganz schrecklich.
Pilferjinx@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken. -pratchett
LordSandwitch@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
This brought so much joy into my life. Thank you.
humanspiral@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
She used to be good on plow and tight as a chicken, but now like a sock or sleeve of wizard.
AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
Come again?
_g_be@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Don't mind if I do
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Gonzo ass mf