Too bad she stopped messaging me after the first appearance, ig we broke up :'(
That's because we're going steady now. Her mum is ill, so I'm helping covering the medical expenses and... flying out to Nigeria with a suitcase full of used bank notes.
Replying to you from the stupidest clone. This one truly is the slowest. Maybe because the users are testing/running so many bots and addons on this instance.
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Emperor@feddit.uk · 40 pts · 1y
That's because we're going steady now. Her mum is ill, so I'm helping covering the medical expenses and... flying out to Nigeria with a suitcase full of used bank notes.
flamingos@feddit.uk · 28 pts · 1y
I think you've been scammed mate. Fedichick's mum is actually from Thailand and needs a kidney transplant, which I'm on my way to give.
Emperor@feddit.uk · 22 pts · 1y
I gave her my heart but she took your kidney. 😕
Sunshine@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
You have a few spare ones to give. I volunteer the flamingo who talks too much.
flamingos@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 1y
You claim I talk too much and yet you have over 4,000 posts, over 8 times my number of posts. Clearly you must have an abundance of kidneys to give.
Emperor@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1y
I've got more than that, so I must be King Kidney.
cm0002@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
HOW DARE YOU!!
Just because I couldn't come up with the cash fast enough doesn't mean you could JUST SWOOP IN LIKE THAT!!
demesisx@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 1y
*ill
demesisx@infosec.pub · 20 pts · 1y
Can confirm.
demesisx@slrpnk.net · 16 pts · 1y
Can confirm.
demesisx@programming.dev · 18 pts · 1y
Can confirm.
Nemo@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y
Can confirm.
Nemo@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y
Can confirm.
vivi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Can confirm.
vivi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Nvm my other account won’t load any new post on this community 😭
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
the migrants are taking over! They all look the same!
demesisx@programming.dev · 5 pts · 1y
Replying to you from the stupidest clone. This one truly is the slowest. Maybe because the users are testing/running so many bots and addons on this instance.
Decentralization FTW. ;)
sober_monk@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Aw beans, I picked the wrong username, didn't I? :(
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Sober... at a bar ffs, out with ye!
WeirdyTrip@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
Saw UniversalMonk being an ass one day, made this, and alllllllmost posted it, but for some reason didn't. I figure this is a good place for it C: