A little meme for ya

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10 Comments

TheGoodKall@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 3y (1 reply)

A honk implies, in my mind, a quick press of the horn. I'd be holding it down until the traffic laws are once again obeyed

HamBrick@programming.dev · 4 pts · 3y

Or it could equate to you REALLY loving Jesus

Mack7400@kbin.social · 9 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Atheist: dies

Jesus: Welcome to heaven yo

Atheist: wtf

Jesus: yeah you honked that car so you got baptized by car horn lol

Atheist: nooooo

CeruleanRuin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

That last line describes an antitheist more than a vanilla atheist. Frankly I'd be thrilled to die and discover I was wrong about there being no afterlife.

demlet@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

Conversion tactic level 1000.

DougHolland@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 3y

I am grumpy today and also tired of Twilight Zone memes, but this one made me larff. :) Thanks

MothBookkeeper@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

"Breathe if you're a stupid dumb dumb head."

I reject their premise.

BrooklynMan@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y

[Grows gills in defiance, jumps in nearby river]

MxM111@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Also Jesus is not unique name.

BrooklynMan@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

Cut them off and shout, “MY DILDO’S NAME IS JESUS! MWAHAHAHA!"