Mic(rule)wave

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14 Comments

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 55 pts · 1y (5 replies)

DO NOT fuck the microwave

bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Just gonna get a little cancer, Stan, tell Mom it's fine. Can you hand me a beer?

Jumuta@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

isn't microwave radiation non ionising?

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y

it is if you get it excited enough

workerONE@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Instructions unclear

BmeBenji@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

This got a genuine, full-bellied lol from me. Thank you

Cris_Color@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I would also like a sign, we can just like tape it on

Messy sex and being bathed afterwards? Yes please

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Note to self; sex swing in oversized bathroom shower for easy bathing? Jelly-legs and lube in a shower can be dangerous after all

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y

Just make the whole bathroom waterproof at that point. Like a Japanese one, or the ones in the super-premium hospitals hotels with free drugs and slippers.

molten@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

Why is this not a default part of aftercare?

forrgott@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y

Phrasing!

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y

Licking is not enough

LonstedBrowryBased@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

Sincerely,

Your mom

rumba@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y

To be fair, In a lot of places I've worked, an appeal from the microwave would be FAR better received than from coworkers.