c/onehundredninetysix · by Kitaz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1yMic(rule)wave 356 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world
14 Comments
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 55 pts · 1y
DO NOT fuck the microwave
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
Just gonna get a little cancer, Stan, tell Mom it's fine. Can you hand me a beer?
Jumuta@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
isn't microwave radiation non ionising?
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
it is if you get it excited enough
workerONE@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Instructions unclear
BmeBenji@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
This got a genuine, full-bellied lol from me. Thank you
Cris_Color@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y
I would also like a sign, we can just like tape it on
Messy sex and being bathed afterwards? Yes please
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
Note to self; sex swing in oversized bathroom shower for easy bathing? Jelly-legs and lube in a shower can be dangerous after all
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
Just make the whole bathroom waterproof at that point. Like a Japanese one, or the ones in the super-premium
hospitalshotels with free drugs and slippers.molten@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
Why is this not a default part of aftercare?
forrgott@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
Phrasing!
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y
Licking is not enough
LonstedBrowryBased@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
Sincerely,
Your mom
rumba@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y
To be fair, In a lot of places I've worked, an appeal from the microwave would be FAR better received than from coworkers.