Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database

https://theonion.com/elon-musk-creates-federal-employee-revenge-porn-database/

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CSynthare@lemm.ee · 81 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Ok. Who had to look at the community name?

satanmat@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Yep. Gdism

My first reaction was ..."of course "

circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 1y

Happening more and more lately

Dutczar@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y

I didn't, because I just assumed Elon actually would do some form of porn blackmail. It's obviously satire after a second, but it got me for a while.

morrowind@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y

I though it was the opposite of what it was, and was confused as to why Elon would do something so good

holycrap@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

I always glance at the community name before reading the post title and this community created that habit

pageflight@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y (2 replies)
kamenlady@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Also shared: crashes and road-rage incidents. One crash video in 2021 showed a Tesla driving at high speed in a residential area hitting a child riding a bike, according to another ex-employee. The child flew in one direction, the bike in another. The video spread around a Tesla office in San Mateo, California, via private one-on-one chats, “like wildfire,” the ex-employee said.

Don't know what to write about this ...

Obi@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y

Totally normal and healthy work environment.

Sepix@feddit.org · 27 pts · 1y

It didn't even occur to me that this was an Onion article ...

tonytins@pawb.social · 14 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Honestly, I wouldn't put it passed him.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Wait, is it passed or past? I've been using past, but I'm suddenly not confident that I'm right.

Darohan@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y

No you are right, it's past

Lightsong@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Damn, got me good.

ksigley@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Literally did a double- take. Got me, too.

Letstakealook@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

I'll send my dick as revenge! (Or as an intro, just ask)