I have long said that should heaven/hell be actually real heaven is just full of pearl clutchers and prudes who view "fun" as evil and the real party is in hell and all that "eternal damnation" crap is just from their viewpoint and Satan is actually a pretty chill dude lol
21 Comments
eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
I didn't think masturbation needed the advocacy, but here we are.
Placebonickname@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I have been going to hell every day since I turned off the adult filter settings on google chrome.
Mmmmhmmmmmmmmmm@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y
Honestly if heaven is filled with people who pedal shit like that, I'll gladly spend an eternity in fire than suffer a moment with them
cm0002@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
I have long said that should heaven/hell be actually real heaven is just full of pearl clutchers and prudes who view "fun" as evil and the real party is in hell and all that "eternal damnation" crap is just from their viewpoint and Satan is actually a pretty chill dude lol
SoupBrick@pawb.social · 8 pts · 1y
Me jacking off to establish a trade route with hell.
coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe · 6 pts · 1y
I'm summoning Satan this very instant so I can make a deal to end class inequalities.
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
Thank you for your noble sacrifice.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 1y
"Idle hands are the devil's plaything."
See, if I don't masturbate and let my hands be idle, that's when Satan will get me. I'm jerking off to save my soul!
Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Rip and tear
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Sounds painful. Maybe take it easy for a few days, mate.
Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
I know, I was trying to make a joke
Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y
your bed will explode
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y
My office chair is also in hell.
toxiczombie@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
I wish
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
So, how often do you have to drive manually for the portal? You know, just so I can be prepared and have some sulphur and goat blood in the fridge
lolrightythen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Ugh. It won't let me copy that hell yeah
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
卄乇ㄥㄥ ㄚ乇卂卄
lolrightythen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I love you!
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I literally finished masturbating and opened Lemmy, and this was the first post I saw. Now how do I get to hell?
Paradachshund@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1y
They look like a nice couple
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone · -11 pts · 1y
Hence the expression, "to ring the devil's doorbell."