Shut up Wesley

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idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Damn, what did riker do?

Zzyzx@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 1y
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Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (3 replies)

They both wanna bang Troi. And when a Klingon is involved in a love triangle, there will be violence

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Also when it's just a line connecting two points

Ziglin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This makes me wonder if there are any species in star trek that I've forgotten or are quite new than are poly by default.

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Denobulans come to mind. Didn't Phlox say he had like 5 wives, and one of em had 5-6 other husbands?

And weren't the Edo from Justice just kinda bangin' each other?

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

This would have been a highly effective rebuttal to Ryker’s argument that data was just a machine (by turning data off.)

“Yeah. Well, Data is just a more advanced form of life.”

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y

He meant "Wil"!!!

Taleya@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I first saw this joke in the Melb trek fan newsletter in oh about 1988? 89?

AceBonobo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I think this is the funniest version. It's the immediacy of Worf's response that does it for me.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Boooooo. I won't have it. All you Wesley haters get out.

Shooting Riker, though. Now that’s funny.

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
LonstedBrowryBased@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Fire at wesley