c/showerthoughts · by KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1yIf "I'm" is the contraction of "I am", then "I'm baby" is a contraction of "I am baby" -38 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world
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Moonrise2473@feddit.it · 14 pts · 1y
I do not understand
KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone · -1 pts · 1y
I typoed, fixed now, sorry
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
K
TheFogan@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y
Grammar is so horrible there.
Can't help but imagine the conversation with someone more determined.
Kid: He's inside mom he's going to here me.
Mom: *Hear darling, haven't you paid any attention.
Kid: Oh shit, he's got a knife
Mom: He has a knife.
TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Lemmy learns all mothers aren't like the cartoon characters
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
Really love the idea of telling my own mother that there's an intruder in my home, and her response being, "K."
TheFogan@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y
Especially in response to "I'm calling 911". You are texting your daughter. You clearly are in a safe area, your daughter is clearly hiding for her life hoping not to draw attention. propor response would be "let me call, be quiet"
cepelinas@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y