Marco Rubio humiliated by tiny red carpet rolled out as he lands in Canada for G7

https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-news/marco-rubio-humiliated-tiny-red-34853953.amp

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homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 133 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Aw yeah. That's the stuff.

sloppychops@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 1y

Trumps face if you flattened it with a steamroller.

AtariDump@lemmy.world · 93 pts · 1y (5 replies)

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 114 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I still think it's a brave move trying to blend in with the couch in the same room as JD Vance.

Dimmer@leminal.space · 24 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Based on his imposter act later in which he asked other people for thanks, I think he’s just Copy of JD, but dumber

hemmes@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Yeah, it’s like the copy of the copy from multiplicity.

HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 1y

in the same room on the same couch as JD Vance.

Fixed that for you.

kreskin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Its the bravest move I've ever seen from any republican. Although its possible being mistaken for the couch is exactly what Rubio wanted.

TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 92 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Everyone should start using tiny red mats like you'd see in a kitchen or bathroom.

athairmor@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y (2 replies)

With “Gnome Sweet Gnome” on it.

Then we start calling Rubio Gnome of State and variations. Just mock him mercilessly.

TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

And put something slick under it so they slip

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

i like gnomes tho

BreadAndThread@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 1y

Well played, Canada!

A_A@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 1y (1 reply)


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dumbass@leminal.space · 23 pts · 1y

I like that it leads directly into a puddle.

upandup@sh.itjust.works · 40 pts · 1y
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InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1y

Proportional for Little Marco

foxlore@programming.dev · 36 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Roll out the red bath towel. He's not important enough for the beach towel

YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

A bright pink facecloth?

earphone843@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

A hand towel that a dog with an enlarged prostate pissed on.

NotLemming@lemm.ee · 29 pts · 1y
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Nemean_lion@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 1y
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merc@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Is this abnormal? Are there images of other people getting normal-sized red carpets?

alanjaow@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y (4 replies)

If I had to guess, I'd say that others wouldn't have gotten a red carpet at all. It doesn't exactly serve a function, and I've never heard of anyone receiving one.

After looking it up, though, it appears that "Heads of State" use them on "ceremonial and formal occasions". Wiki link here.

Edit: Barack Obama was photographed with a large red carpet going down the length of Air Force One's stairs. The one for Rubio is miniscule in comparison.

RedditWanderer@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It's sized proportionally to the hand size of the commander in chief at the time.

Was_it_something_I_said@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Or some other body part...

hemmes@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Well, then it should just be a very small mushroom-shaped carpet

merc@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y

The details on that picture say that it's at Andrews Air Force Base, so it's the US military providing the US president with a red carpet / staircase.

Alamy has a bunch of photos of John Kerry travelling by airplane and while sometimes there's a red carpet or a red staircase, other times there's nothing.

yagurlreese@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

this is the craziest timeline

RabbitBBQ@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

What's the problem, it seems to be appropriately sized for Little Marco

SplashJackson@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y

Should have stayed in Never-Never-Land, Rubio!

straightjorkin@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

This admin is trying to destroy comedy

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

dude i gotta get of those for when my MIL visits

kreskin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Its still way too long.

amadeus84@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

I wouldve laid down paper toilet paper with the maple leaf on it.