If you're a man, get a vasectomy. They're super quick, and can be easily reversed. Unlike a woman getting her tubes tied, no hospital stay/visit and only a local anesthetic.
Mine was done in my doctor's office and I spent more time laying down after than it took to complete. And no stitches!
It is important to know that they are not easily reversible and not as cheap to reverse So I won't be that light-hearted about it but yeah, they're generally pretty simple to get and Might be possible to reverse
I also had a vasectomy. Mine came with a free panic attack. Luckily my urologist was really good and started tossing out all sorts of corny dick jokes. It legitimately helped.
That said, I was in and out within an hour and got to jack off as much as I wanted with zero guilt (I was mormon at the time - that's relevant, I promise). Cannibal Corpse made an appearance in my toilet the first couple times.
My wife, on the other hand, had to go to the OR to get her tubal litigation done. She chose to do so as a result of RvW being repealed. But we don't need to worry about condoms, which is nice, since she has a latex allergy.
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ajmaxwell@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
If you're a man, get a vasectomy. They're super quick, and can be easily reversed. Unlike a woman getting her tubes tied, no hospital stay/visit and only a local anesthetic.
Mine was done in my doctor's office and I spent more time laying down after than it took to complete. And no stitches!
Highly recommended.
MTK@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 1y
It is important to know that they are not easily reversible and not as cheap to reverse So I won't be that light-hearted about it but yeah, they're generally pretty simple to get and Might be possible to reverse
Olmai@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Also they can become permanent if not reversed within a few years
ignotum@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
Nah, vasectomies cost money, celibacy is free
BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Plus you get your wizard powers after 30
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Real men do their own vasectomy.
I used a kitchen knife while biting on a leather belt.
huquad@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y
Balling on a budget
JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Edit: Unballing on a budget
lka1988@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
I also had a vasectomy. Mine came with a free panic attack. Luckily my urologist was really good and started tossing out all sorts of corny dick jokes. It legitimately helped.
That said, I was in and out within an hour and got to jack off as much as I wanted with zero guilt (I was mormon at the time - that's relevant, I promise). Cannibal Corpse made an appearance in my toilet the first couple times.
My wife, on the other hand, had to go to the OR to get her tubal litigation done. She chose to do so as a result of RvW being repealed. But we don't need to worry about condoms, which is nice, since she has a latex allergy.
blarth@thelemmy.club · 9 pts · 1y
Hello, I am a practicing genital lawyer. May I see them tubes plx?
lka1988@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Sure thing boss
Tabooki@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
Reversal is not very successful
SnowChickenFlake@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
From what I read the reversal is not a 100% guarantee
renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf · 11 pts · 1y
What if I told you there is a way...
rotkehle@feddit.org · 11 pts · 1y
got a vaccination two years ago and I live carefree. :) edit: got autocorrected, I meant vasectomy ^^
datavoid@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y
Chemical castration?
rotkehle@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y
no. got my tubes snipped.
lka1988@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Your comment got autocorrected to "vaccination". Just FYI.
JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Kinda like a vaccine against kids in a way
lka1988@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Take your upvote and get out
Treetrimmer@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
They never really check
BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
And here I thought the autism they gave you were bad enough.
rotkehle@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y
haha
BastingChemina@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 1y
Having a vasectomy was the best thing I did for my couple sex life.
Now it's just worry free creampies all the time.
CaptainParabola@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
That’s what gay is for.
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
So have cream pies and punch any child that trys to take it from you. They are small, I don't see the problem.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · -6 pts · 1y
There's the pill