TORGUE

I PROBABLY SHOULD'VE LOOKED UP THE QUOTE WHEN I MADE THIS, BUT I AM FUCKIN' DISORGANIZED AS SHIT AND WAS BUSY SUPLEXING A SAHUAGIN WEARING A BOLO TIE WHEN I SHOULD HAVE BEEN PROOFREADING FOR ACCURACY! YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WAS WEARING THE BOLO TIE, YOU OR THE SAHUAGIN? ANSWER: YES!

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Enkers@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You guys are getting past 5th level?

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 10 pts · 1y

Only because the DM started us at level 5 so we could do some fun things before the group inevitably falls apart.

jjjalljs@ttrpg.network · 14 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I just noticed this has a range of 1 mile

High level wizard can chill in his tower and just nuke that little village down the road.

Archpawn@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It sounds cool, but remember, you could learn True Polymorph and make a clay golem every day. Or learn True Resurrection and bring back a legendary hero (or big bad, if you prefer). Or Gate and summon your opponent into a room full of Glyphs of Warding just because you know their name. Or Wish and make a new Clone or Simulacrum or bind a demon for 100 days or whatever other crazy exploits you can find. Is being able to deal a bunch of damage from a mile away once a day really worth it?

Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Sometimes you need to send a message. A bunch of meteors wiping out an advancing army will make any king think twice before asking you to pay taxes again.

sbv@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y

Advanced fireball

nthavoc@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 1y
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southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Yes!