c/shittyasklemmy · by Freshparsnip@lemm.ee · 1yHow the fuck did we get here? 7 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world
14 Comments
TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y
kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
Where IS that large automobile!?
jerkface@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
nick@midwest.social · 2 pts · 1y
No, the water is being pumped out of the aquifers and into the desert by Saudi companies so they can raise their almond trees. Sorry.
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
You see, there was the ape called
HombreHarambe...ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Harambe?
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
most likely.
TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
Zenokh@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
Or was it Hurricane ?
TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
Zenokh@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
Damn , that one we'll never forget ! Dicks out for Harambe !!!
incogtino@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
This is the story of Harambe
Gorilla the authorities came to blame
For something that he never done
Zenokh@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
Haiku-bot , is that you ?
incogtino@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
Counting syllables
To get imaginary points
Sounds like too much work
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y
Some eejit tried to park his aeroplane in a skyscraper
Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
The Mayan calendar ended in late 2012, and the Mayan gods hadn't planned that far in advance, so they're just making things up as they go along.