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CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml · 34 pts · 1y (5 replies)

virgin =SUM() users vs chad click at each cell enjoyers

LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de · 17 pts · 1y (4 replies)

What is even happening here? There is a sum of like every 13th cell?

Enkers@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

My guess is that there are multiple tables on one sheet, and this is the summation of the sub-totals.

sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Multiple things formatted to look like tables, but not actually tables. And they are summing like every 13th cell. It is wild over here.

fulcrummed@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Every 13 cells could be summing the total of multiple years of data. Eg 12 month + 1 total, rinse and repeat. Then summing just the total cells for each year. šŸ’

Aarkon@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y

I guess this is Excel.

rustyfemboy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Wait, that's an actual formula. When I first saw this I thought it was an employee going insane and keysmashing into a spreadsheet as evidenced by the "send help".

sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Yup, actual formula. Might not even be the most offensive one in the spreadsheet.

TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Wait till AI is able to help.

=TEXTJOIN("",TRUE,A330,A443,A556,A669,A782,A895,A1008,A1121,A1234,A1347,A1460,A1573,A1686,A1799,A2112,A2225,A2338,A2451,A2564,A2677,A2790,A3303,A3316,A3329,A3342,A3355,A3368,A3381,A3394,A5407,A5420,A5433,A5446,A5459,A5472,A5485,A5498,A5511,A5524,A5537,A5550,A5563,A5576,A5589,A5602,A5615,A5628,A5641,A5654,A5667)
sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

OMG. Which AI tool produced this?

TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Claude. To be fair, it had trouble OCR-ing it. After way too much back and forth about the pattern, it produced this:

=LET(
    rows, SEQUENCE(INT((667-30)/13+1),1,30,13),
    SUM(INDEX(AA:AA,rows))
)

Which is correct, but obviously the calculations would be best served by reorganizing the table and probably using a pivot table or at least grouping and subtotaling.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I must find the monstrous function which indexes virtual arrays that I implemented in a Google sheet of mine when I discovered there's no limit to how reckless you can be in a single cell.

Edit: Here it is: ARRAYFORMULA(IFERROR((INDEX('Invoice History'!$A$7:$A$44, SMALL(IF(($G$3='Invoice History'!$D$7:$D$44)*('Invoice History'!$F$7:$F$44="Unpaid"), MATCH(ROW('Invoice History'!$A$7:$A$44), ROW('Invoice History'!$A$7:$A$44)), ""), ROW(A1))))))

According to my documentation, it is used for "Looking up a value on a row, on another sheet, where two other values on that row match the given criteria"

collapse_already@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y

Resume: "Experienced Excel Wizard"

Mic_Check_One_Two@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I have written similarly awful formulae when I needed to get a csv to export to Google Calendars, but the program I was exporting to wasn’t using Google’s accepted csv headers.

I ended up creating a template that looked at the exported csv file, and then reformatted it in a way that Google liked (and added some extra info along the way.) I needed it to only fill text if an entry actually had info in it, and hide all the text otherwise. So that I could automatically delete empty cells and avoid a bunch of empty calendar entries when importing it into Google. The resulting formula for some of the fields was… Not great. This is what controlled the ā€œnameā€ of each calendar event:

It takes several different potential fields, and combines them into a single field. If there are no entries, it gets left blank.

And every single time I would get it working properly, someone would add a row or change the data validation rules, so I would have to go in and update my formulae. After the fifth or sixth time that happened, I told the person making the changes that it was his job to update the formulae. Suddenly, it stopped getting changed.

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

That's bonkers but I can follow it, I think. Good work!

runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y

Damn. At that point I would just switch over to a macro. Although I also have some formulas that xlookup a value, concatenate it, and the xlookup the new concatenated value.

Vegeta@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

I winced.