Trump will order a plan to shut down the US Education Department
https://apnews.com/article/trump-education-department-shutdown-b1d25a2e1bdcd24cfde8ad8b655b9843
https://apnews.com/article/trump-education-department-shutdown-b1d25a2e1bdcd24cfde8ad8b655b9843
14 Comments
BertramDitore@lemm.ee · 39 pts · 1y
Cool. Then I’ll just go ahead and ignore all those emails from the Department of Education telling me my student loan payments are about to go way up.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
Same, not paying a department that no longer exists.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
They’ll sell your debt to Capital One. Or whichever company sucked Trump’s dick most recently.
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com · 23 pts · 1y
I mean, his plans for a dynasty (or at least his supporters plans) are kind of reliant on US education falling apart.
skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 1y
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 1y
That's why I mentioned it's moreso his supporters plans. I think he's too much of a narcissist to care about what comes after him.
skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y
spongebue@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
They do realize he's only a few years away from a heart attack or stroke anyway?
0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y
Don't worry, Elon will just announce on X that he and the DOGE boys Neuralink'd Trump's mind into the Starlink satellites. It's totally still Donny calling the shots.
akai_android@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y
uhhh stop giving them ideas lol
mp3@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
Elon with transfer his consciousness in a meat suit grown entirely in the US then run as for the presidency.
kautau@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Yeah it doesn’t really matter for him, he’s just a figurehead for his “benefactors.” Vance would proudly step in and sign the same Russian executive orders. Sadly, the real question is who succeeds Putin and what happens to the US if he dies? Project 2025 will have way more trouble moving forward without Krasnov or Russian support
theneverfox@pawb.social · 1 pts · 1y
I don't think Vance could be the new figurehead - he's so easily hated that they had to hide him away for months after he was accused of fucking a couch
Not that they wouldn't try, but I don't thing the maga cult transfers to anyone on the playing field right now
wanderwisley@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
Keep them weak, sick, and misinformed, the Republican way!
mp3@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 1y
Stupidity is contagious after all.
AmidFuror@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y
Sounds like he has concepts of a plan.