c/lemmyshitpost · by Bort@sh.itjust.works · 1ydamn it'd look soooooo cool 278 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world
17 Comments
atro_city@fedia.io · 18 pts · 1y
Leave some holes for the rest of us!
sirico@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 1y
Don't worry its compounding every dick brings its own holes
over_clox@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
All you need is 3 other friends, then you are all stuck together for life. You got this...
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
American finger cuffs?
over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Fingers?
Yes, they're fingers, that's exactly what they are.
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
i kinda want to punch you for posting this
Edit: you'd be well-served on Mars with two of your friends and three of hers.
4am@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
Is this not a crosspost from /c/thepack ?
swab148@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
It's about to be
Bort@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
I have never been there, but if this is the kind of quality shitposting that happens over there, I'll see you there soon.
4am@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Everything over there is a flaming skeleton on a motorcycle driving though lightning away from a nuclear explosion and usually some kind of slogan about “cranking your hog”
It’s honestly gold
Bort@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
I have joined, and it is beautiful ❤️
Squorlple@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Gives a new meaning to Knuckles the Echidna
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 1y
Imagine getting dick slapped with this bad boy.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Would you r rather have four finger sized dicks, or one dick sized finger?
Bort@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
I came here to blow my load, not my mind!
finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Vertical or Horizontal? Because it wouldn't be symmetrical vertically but that would be better as far as the biological requirements.
FelixCress@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
And yet you only have one, poor thing - the one above your neck.