"Ed tried to get his wife to understand, but it's never easy. How do you explain that 20 years of marriage was nothing but kindling, waiting for the right spark? That his nights had been so dark, so cold? That he needed to see the firelight one more time?"
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lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 1y
did he set teslas on fire? because in that case, i have no idea who this guy is
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y
Remember, if you saw someone setting a Tesla on fire, no you didn't.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y
It just spontaneously combusted.
Not even lying.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
It's weird that in this case, Occam's Razor confirms the spontaneous combustion thing.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
He was playing a gig with me that night.
I joke, but I actually know a bunch of dudes who look and dress like that who play music.
match@pawb.social · 4 pts · 1y
him and luigi have been at my jam sessions all day every day since 2024 actually
Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
oh shit is that kid rock
Schorsch@feddit.org · 6 pts · 1y
Quick, arrest him!
Suburbanl3g3nd@lemmings.world · 4 pts · 1y
Lol I thought the same thing
Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 1y
El mariachi came out of retirement?
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
"Ed tried to get his wife to understand, but it's never easy. How do you explain that 20 years of marriage was nothing but kindling, waiting for the right spark? That his nights had been so dark, so cold? That he needed to see the firelight one more time?"
BmeBenji@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Axl Rose?