This is discrimination!

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33 Comments

tiramichu@lemm.ee · 61 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Well he seems very polite so I'll make an exception

TheBat@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
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homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y

Dude. I'm totally letting the quokkas in.

frickineh@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I'm gonna. They can't stop me.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 5 pts · 1y (4 replies)

stops you and bans you from the restaurant

frickineh@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Any restaurant that doesn't let me let in the quokkas probably isn't even a place I want to eat. They can't ban me, I ban myself!

haroldfinch@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y

What are they going to do, put up a sign that says "don't let in frikineh@lemmy.world"?

ripcord@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

They can't

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y

Hmm.

I suppose quokkas are a protected class.

Marduk73@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Never heard of our seen one before. Sounds like a name for something in Australia. Is that where this is?

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Yep, quokkas are only native to Australia.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

I'd a called 'em Chazzwozzers

Marduk73@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

I mean it just sounds like an Australian word. Super cute creature.

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 1y

They are very cute and have no fear of humans.

lettruthout@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Why? Are they bad tippers?

Marsupial@quokk.au · 11 pts · 1y

Psst, who wants to let me in.

Fontasia@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Rottnest Island, Western Australia

ripcord@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

This place is magic, and so are quokkas.

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y

We have to meet our daily quota quokka

Slovene@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 1y

That's so rude! What a quokk a shit.

rustyfish@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Fuck the police.

CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

How many can I feasibly let in?

BreadAndThread@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I was thinking I could probably carry 5-6 in my arms and at least 2 in my purse. I'll be getting a booth for me and my friends, tyvm.

CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Excellent plan!

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 1y

100% letting the quokkas in a I will be feeding them my leftovers

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Kwo-ah-kah?

ripcord@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Kwah-kah

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

Thank you

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Gonna have to fetch them some takeout then

Sunflier@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

So, I'm not Australian and, until I recognized the animal, I kept thinking the sign was pronounced Quo-Kah. Had to google how to pronounce it. It's pronounced Qu-ah Khah. Anyone else struggle reading that?

Lyrl@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Wikipedia says /ˈkwɒkə/ which I think was your original pronunciation.

DigitalDruid@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y
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match@pawb.social · 5 pts · 1y

that quokka is fresh from throwing her baby at a predator to escape, she needs a good meal

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 1y

Me after stealing all the food off everyone's table while they are distracted by the quokka I let in:

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y

Somebody give me some context. Is it just to avoid having the little creatures associate the place with food, because they smell or is it just a well humored take? Last time I checked, quokkas don't speak.