c/lemmyshitpost · by JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world · 1y

Sell the sizzle, not the quake

440 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world

17 Comments

psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 34 pts · 1y

God: There's ample of warning and time for you to run, why are you still in the building?

You: in a line paying my meal.

Auntievenim@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y (9 replies)

Horrifyingly enough this actually happened lmao

Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de · 18 pts · 1y (8 replies)

for anyone curious

(wikipedia link)

CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The president of the supermarket company, as well as various employees, were later sentenced to prison terms for their actions during the fire.

Meanwhile, Amazon delivery drivers are fired if they don't make deliveries when a tornado is in their area.

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 1y

I vaguely remember he was only held responsible after the masses became very very upset that he was getting off.

samus12345@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

After the fire broke out, exits were locked to prevent people from stealing merchandise.

I hope after everything was repaired as many people went out of their way to shoplift there as possible.

JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

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samus12345@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This is why many emergency exits set off alarms when opened.

JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

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Auntievenim@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Absolutely brilliant that I didn't even have to give context and you knew EXACTLY what I was talking about

Thank you for the link! I couldn't remember the names or where it happened but I thought of the story immediately

twopi@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

It looks like Paraguay needs a Luigi 🟢.

Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

The meal was fire*

Grass@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y

if insurance doesnt cover this we need more insurance luigis

Little8Lost@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It feels like this was made with ai but i could be wrong
My head is gonna explode

JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

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Little8Lost@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

The dog picture was my concern

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Hmmm, free meal or risk my life to pay, now that is a difficult decision.

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

AI generated slop🤮

Hupf@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y

For every rule there's a story.

peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

California?

Also more seriously just gimmie your cash app barcode as I run out the door we good.