c/lemmyshitpost · by Exusia@lemmy.world · 1yCaught Slacking 433 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
RangerJosey@lemmy.ml · 60 pts · 1y
Fuck you OP.
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y
excuse me what the fuck
codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 29 pts · 1y
Casualy sliding this out of my pocket like, no way bro, i always keep that thang on me!
TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y
So my dermatologist said that all chapsticks do is make your lips drier in the long run. She said simple petroleum jelly is better for you.
Verat@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Apparently it is just the ones containing menthol, salicylic acid, alcohols, camphor, or some fragrances. Apparently some chap sticks have petroleum jelly as an ingredient too.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Carmex has nearly everything you listed haha
monarch@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
bzLem0n@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
You got me, that's the exact one I just pulled out of my pocket when I read this.
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 1y
It was a test lick! I’m very well hydrated!
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
I apparently slept with my mouth hanging open all night, I am not
diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 1y
Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
Better come kiss them to be sure, OP.
glorious_goldfish@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 1y
I have never felt so called out by a meme. Especially the bottom line. Well done OP 😂
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 10 pts · 1y
My dry ass-lips are none of your business.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
There's a joke about chaps in here I'm not deviant enough to discover.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 10 pts · 1y
Uncalled for
mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
!hydrohomies@lemmy.world !hydrohomies@feddit.de
dumbass@leminal.space · 6 pts · 1y
Hahah I was drinking when I read this, my lips were wet as fuck.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y
😳
Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 1y
Just drank some water before seeing this post, my lips are not dry
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
Alas thy plan has failed, for my lips are as moist as a frog going down a waterslide in the rainforest.
Harvey656@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I'm calling in the drone strike upon you. You will not escape.
M137@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I don't have dry lips, you have failed.
CluckN@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
No wonder he lost his five star rating
Exusia@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Criticized once. dies
palmtrees2309@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Brah. It is 40°C out here in india.
MissingInteger@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y