c/memes · by genfood@feddit.org · 1yA doctor and a deaf man 306 points · 27 comments · view on lemmy.world
27 Comments
glowie@h4x0r.host · 87 pts · 1y
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Lembot_0001@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 1y
Caffeinated_Sloth@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
An apple a day does not fall far from the doctor.
glowie@h4x0r.host · 4 pts · 1y
Someone downvoted this. Must be a doctor.
FiskFisk33@startrek.website · 4 pts · 1y
that or insurance companies
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 41 pts · 1y
what ?
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 32 pts · 1y
He's deaf
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 35 pts · 1y
what ?
rustyfish@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
HE SAID HE IS DEAF!!!
Deceptichum@quokk.au · 25 pts · 1y
rustyfish@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y
βHey, well done Bro! Wanna pay an Italian to finger you?β
cocomutative_diagram@infosec.pub · 14 pts · 1y
πππ
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Depends. Is his name Luigi?
Franklin@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 1y
this is made funnier by apples being part of the rose family, scientifically speaking.
please do not give your s/o a dozen apples for Valentine's Day... unless they're into that.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/623256035903028669/
Itβs more likely than you think
anonymous111@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
I've had a busy week and this triggered some hysterical laughter.
Thanks you for your work
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 1y
I don't get it. Who doesn't want a gift of an apple or a rose?
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 1y
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y
Possibly worsening, but I m not here to fueckenify
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 8 pts · 1y
ha
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
What's the deaf man's profession?
Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu · 11 pts · 1y
He works at the zoo as an animal replacement. He's a deaf leopard.
TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl · 3 pts · 1y
You don't get it. The other guy name is Doctor.
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Who?
oce@jlai.lu · 5 pts · 1y
So she would fall from paradise and they can be together. π
teslasaur@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 1y
Pretty lame joke tbh. Way too contrived.
genfood@feddit.org · 9 pts · 1y
I luled
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Well, you're wrong.
GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
I enjoyed this comment thread enough for the joke to be worth it imo.