A doctor and a deaf man

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27 Comments

glowie@h4x0r.host · 87 pts · 1y (4 replies)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Lembot_0001@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 1y
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Caffeinated_Sloth@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

An apple a day does not fall far from the doctor.

glowie@h4x0r.host · 4 pts · 1y

Someone downvoted this. Must be a doctor.

FiskFisk33@startrek.website · 4 pts · 1y

that or insurance companies

empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 41 pts · 1y (7 replies)

what ?

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 32 pts · 1y (6 replies)

He's deaf

PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 35 pts · 1y (5 replies)

what ?

rustyfish@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (4 replies)

HE SAID HE IS DEAF!!!

Deceptichum@quokk.au · 25 pts · 1y (3 replies)
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rustyfish@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y (2 replies)

β€œHey, well done Bro! Wanna pay an Italian to finger you?”

cocomutative_diagram@infosec.pub · 14 pts · 1y

πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘πŸ™

Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Depends. Is his name Luigi?

Franklin@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 1y (1 reply)

this is made funnier by apples being part of the rose family, scientifically speaking.

please do not give your s/o a dozen apples for Valentine's Day... unless they're into that.

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/623256035903028669/

It’s more likely than you think

anonymous111@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

I've had a busy week and this triggered some hysterical laughter.

Thanks you for your work

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I don't get it. Who doesn't want a gift of an apple or a rose?

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 1y (1 reply)

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y

Possibly worsening, but I m not here to fueckenify

OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 8 pts · 1y

ha

Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

What's the deaf man's profession?

Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu · 11 pts · 1y

He works at the zoo as an animal replacement. He's a deaf leopard.

TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You don't get it. The other guy name is Doctor.

Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Who?

oce@jlai.lu · 5 pts · 1y

So she would fall from paradise and they can be together. πŸ’•

teslasaur@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Pretty lame joke tbh. Way too contrived.

genfood@feddit.org · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I luled

Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Well, you're wrong.

GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

I enjoyed this comment thread enough for the joke to be worth it imo.