While sitting on the Toilet, I had the idea of peeling the one half of the mango to be able to use the other half as a handle. It however unfortunately didn't prevent the the sloppy and juicy mango goodness to get all over my hands and face. So John Oliver is still right.
ripe rule
15 Comments
match@pawb.social · 13 pts · 1y
you did that sitting on the toilet?
quantenzitrone@lemmings.world · 11 pts · 1y
yeah i realized the way i wrote it sounds like that.
i only had the idea there
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y
Don't eat where you shit.
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
woag cool name!!!! :o
hello dear quantenzitrone!!! :o
i didn see u around here at all before... woah
hiii <3
quantenzitrone@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 1y
hiii Smorty :3 thank you
synicalx@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
My grandpa used to tell ugly people (and me) that “You’ve got a head like a half sucked mango” - he was right on the money I think.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Why eould you even try that?? You peel it in 4 parts and cut the meat from the pit.
quantenzitrone@lemmings.world · 4 pts · 1y
why not?
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I guess you have a point.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Ripe bottom,
mango
tastetextThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
quantenzitrone@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 1y
im sorry 🙏
qkalligula@my-place.social · 1 pts · 1y
@quantenzitrone
Fun fact, a fresh mango can elevate your 'tree' experience
🍍
quantenzitrone@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 1y
weed? cannabis? bubatz?
CreatingMachines@fedia.io · 1 pts · 1y
And adding on to your comment: is that a pineapple emoji? Is the pineapple supposed to be the tree in question? Wait, do pineapples grow on trees? They don't, right?
Linkyu@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
They don't, you are not mistaken; they grow on stalks, like corn.