I know it's a cliche but I'm going for a cat. They're small, but can travel a distance, can go places undetected and they're just adorable 😍
I know it's a cliche but I'm going for a cat. They're small, but can travel a distance, can go places undetected and they're just adorable 😍
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hangry@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 1y
I'd go with a cockroach. Can fly, hide anywhere, survive anything, and report to me for juicy gossips.
klemptor@startrek.website · 8 pts · 1y
A crow because corvids are intelligent, social, and sassy 🖤
jerkface@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
My shadow. I have had to kill too many loved ones and I will never own an individual again.
dumbass@leminal.space · 7 pts · 1y
Racoon, then it can help do things and steal shit for me.
llamapocalypse@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I'd go crow or raven but for basically the same reasons!
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 1y
If it isn't limited to, like, real animals, I'd want a faerie dragon from D&D.
CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al · 5 pts · 1y
Oh that is an excellent choice! I think I'll swap that for my cat
dumples@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y
I was going to go with a helper monkey but I think faerie dragon is the best choice. Maybe a pseudodragon would be a good choice. An imp would be nice to freak people out as well as well as they can turn invisible.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Bernese Mountain dog for sure. I love those, and I know I would get along with it.
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Polar bear, because people would leave me the fuck alone.
Okokimup@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Canada goose. You know why.
dumples@midwest.social · 2 pts · 1y
I know it would be conspicuous but I would love a capuchin monkey so it could help me fetch things.
tentaclenumber3@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
A weevil. They're so cute. And they can sneak around.....I guess if anything happened to them they could magically regenerate. Or a kitty. But might I also suggest, an elf owl? They're the smallest owl species. :D
xorollo@leminal.space · 1 pts · 1y
Rolly polly
xorollo@leminal.space · 2 pts · 1y
Nemo@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y
I was asked this at work recently "as an icebreaker" and I'll say now what I said then:
a great big fuck-off raven