My go to whenever I hear any kind of bump in the night is to grab something that can be used as a weapon and make sure I'm completely naked.
In the infinitesimally small chance it's some kind of spirit or ghoul I will try to fuck it, b cause it's what it would least expect. If it's a human intruder I will attack it, and I just assume that the shock of seeing a nearly 40 year old fully nude dad bod coming at them screaming and brandishing a weapon will create a moment of confusion that I can use to my advantage.
Sound strategy. Always keep a bat by your bed with a sock worn over the tip. That way, if they try to grab the bat out of your hand, they will just grab the sock, and it will slip off.
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Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 23 pts · 1y
If you’re bad at math, noneuclidean geometry can’t hurt you
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Take that icemaker!
blazeknave@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Creaky metal wall heater
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 9 pts · 1y
This image looks like it was by Stephen Gammel. Specifically, like it's trying to recreate Harold. But it's not Harold. Is this AI generated?
Edit: Yeah, it is. 😮💨
ickplant@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I have no clue, I’m just a humble meme thief.
tetris11@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y
Ah, the Steven King defense
Fungah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
My go to whenever I hear any kind of bump in the night is to grab something that can be used as a weapon and make sure I'm completely naked.
In the infinitesimally small chance it's some kind of spirit or ghoul I will try to fuck it, b cause it's what it would least expect. If it's a human intruder I will attack it, and I just assume that the shock of seeing a nearly 40 year old fully nude dad bod coming at them screaming and brandishing a weapon will create a moment of confusion that I can use to my advantage.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Sound strategy. Always keep a bat by your bed with a sock worn over the tip. That way, if they try to grab the bat out of your hand, they will just grab the sock, and it will slip off.
DearMoogle@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1y
That picture pretty creepy! Reminds me of the artwork in Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
You should draw a creepier picture to assert dominance.
DearMoogle@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y
I don’t have that kinda scary imagination man xD
Wilco@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Yes! I thought it was from that, but its AI gen. I bet the AI copied that book's artstyle.
Mooseford@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1y