Zeusy Baby

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17 Comments

“You were raped and blackmailed by my husband? You’re gonna pay for that you slut”

-Hera

attinio@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

"And your little kid too!"

Fontasia@feddit.nl · 29 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Not sure if you're getting sexually assaulted by a Swan or Zeus was a bigger problem than it should have been

In ancient greece, it was the same picture.

The tingling sensation of being struck by lightning.

Edit: also classic wrong use of POV, i love these

Its electric!

I watch the whole video around once every two months. It's just so good

I will go the distance

blazeknave@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Does it really do that?!

What, the Lichtenburg figure on the guy's skin? Yeah, but they usually disappear in about 24 hours.

cynar@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

If I was ever both unlucky enough to be struck by lightning, and lucky enough to survive, I would definitely get the lichtenburg pattern tattooed on.

💯

limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -2 pts · 1y (6 replies)

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deaf_fish@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y

Have you had sex with Zeus? How do you know what does or doesn't happen after that?

Me, trying to stand between you and r34: "absolutely correct statement that requires no further research"

This is completely misleading: males can~~not~~ get pgregnant.

ftfy

neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Good argument. However, Biology is powerless against the gods and Zeus definitely could get you and me pregnant.

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Doesn't stop me from trying!