Primitive hu-mons

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23 Comments

Sanctus@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 1y

They'd be vomiting if they heard. Americans clearly lack the lobes for business.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y (8 replies)

There’s a Rule of Acquisition that says, “Tariffs are bad for business.” The very next rule says, “Tariffs are good for business.”

MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 32 pts · 1y (7 replies)

Tariffs are never good for business.

bitcrafter@programming.dev · 25 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Smugglers would disagree.

ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I was just thinking about this. That 125% tariff on Chinese goods leaves a lot of room for profit if you can circumvent customs, and then undercut legitimate importers.

jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 1y

There's so much room for "creative" exports. Like Belarus suddenly "producing" oranges and shrimps for the Russian market when Russia forbade the importation of several food products from the EU.

samus12345@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Send goods to country with low tariffs, then send those goods to the US. Even with the extra shipping and cut the other country would get, it's cheaper than 100% + tariffs.

UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

I like your lobes!

ms_lane@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

A wise man can hear profit in the wind.

gnufuu@infosec.pub · 23 pts · 1y

Except for whoever is exempt from them.

Ledericas@lemm.ee · 26 pts · 1y (3 replies)

the original one was, they nuked thier own planet?

Lydia_K@startrek.website · 21 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I think it was "they irradiated their own planet!?" But basically yes, that was it.

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

And poisoning their own bodies with cigarettes.

carrylex@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Here's a corresponding clip: https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=bPBzj90Su8A

teft@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I bet they'd be much more upset about the economic shock than they were about the radiation.

Infynis@midwest.social · 23 pts · 1y (2 replies)

teft@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I wonder how many commenters wanted to throw themselves off the Tower of Commerce.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

You wouldn't if you saw what they charge for usage, cleaning, maintenance, contacting next of kin, etc.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

24th century Ferangi probably have very effective radiation treatment.

(Payable in eighteen easy installments.)

OpenStars@piefed.social · 4 pts · 1y

(none of which do anything...)

CitizenKong@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Well, they would applaud the very obvious pump and dump.

Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Is the extra R for Republicans?

OpenStars@piefed.social · 2 pts · 1y

In Star Trek they spell it difffeerreently.

When you're famous they let you do it. Just grab 'em by the speellling.