my friend texted me he's kind of a dick

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Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 29 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Your friend shares his name with a rather untalented painter from Austria

MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

He keeps talking to me about art school a lot.

androidul@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

100 Suspicion

wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Don't take 'em, he's trying to offload his ass pennies!

MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

I've spent thousands of dollars worth of my ass pennies, they got nothing on me. His ass pennies were probably my ass pennies first.

m4xie@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 1y

Tell him whatever he pays you in, you'll put it in a sock and hit him with it

morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

nah otherwise he'd pay in penises

MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Mhhhhh 🤰🏻

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Pennies are dead.