c/showerthoughts · by MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 1y

I'm full of preservatives and micro-plastics. I should live until I'm at least 1000 y/o.

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12 Comments

MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 1y

Parts of you probably will 👍

supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 31 pts · 1y (2 replies)

As everyone knows that plastic is still copyrighted and owned by corporations so technically you should be paying rent.

lordnikon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Zydrate comes in a little glass vial!

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Ack

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 10 pts · 1y

Possibly not, but it may take you longer to return to the nitrogen cycle

PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Are you a Dasini water bottle? If so, you're probably correct

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Hmm, nope.

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 1y

*Twinkie

themeatbridge@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

There's more living bacteria inside of you than you, and it will eat your decomposing corpse if you let it. Embalming or creamation will kill what remains of you after your brain dies.

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Harvard Med gets to cut me to first.

dukethorion@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Thanks, Skyrizi!

MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al · 1 pts · 1y

Preservatives keep things dead...