c/whitepeopletwitter · by Maven@lemmy.zip · 1y"Genuine question" 320 points · 30 comments · view on lemmy.world
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30p87@feddit.org · 35 pts · 1y
Genuine questions, how can I kill a child with a fork?
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 26 pts · 1y
Maven@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 1y
Vigorously
30p87@feddit.org · 8 pts · 1y
Does that also kill/damage the fork?
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
Possible
whotookkarl@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
SIGTERM or if you're feeling spicy SIGKILL
bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y
... In minecraft
don@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
Genuine question, have you ever used a fork before
30p87@feddit.org · 9 pts · 1y
No, I always use clones
don@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Oh, well, there’s your problem. Start with that, and the “killing children with forks” thing will solve itself
30p87@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
Depending on the existing set, forks may be the only option though. And killing children with clones sounds much harder than with forks.
rtxn@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
I ain't tryna be racist, but--
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 1y
You can also have fun with that one.
“I’m not racist, but why is the receipt printer at the self checkout always so low?”
“I’m not racist, but how come there’s no hardware stores close by?”
Let em spin their wheels trying to figure out what’s racist in a bland question.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 25 pts · 1y
Yes. Yes i am.
sbv@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
It really depends on stupid.
Maven@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
Well I don't think he's THAT dumb...
Reverendender@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y
OK, but hear me out...
floofloof@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
That one drives me nuts.
Reverendender@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
What are your favorite XYZ? I don’t really care, I just wanted an excuse to post mine! They are…
prex@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 1y
I could do that or, and hear me out here, I could not do that.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
"What? I'm just asking questions."
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y
fucks sake, thats what I started saying whenever I actually am asking a question.
chrislowles@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
Too bad, into the boiling pot of minor social transgressions (honestly I get Joan's frustrations but my lord they seem to get mad at fucking everything)
capuccino@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
"Can we talk about..."
spittingimage@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I say that when I'm about to ask a question that sounds disingenuous but I honestly feel like everyone but me got the memo about it.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
"don't wanna get political, but..."
prex@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 1y
...you're just going to power on through and do it anyway.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
Genuine question, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
faultyproboscus@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Uh... 5.
I'm going to go with 5.
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 6 pts · 1y
genuine ≠ genius