4-Panel Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A woman in a yellow sweater sits at her desk, frustrated while looking at her laptop. With a steaming coffee mug and paperwork nearby, she exclaims, "No! No! No! Not f***ing in cars!"
Panel 2: With fists clenched and determination on her face, she shouts, "I want f***ing cars!"
Panel 3: A chaotic scene unfolds on her screen. Cartoonish cars, including a yellow Beetle and a red bus, are crashing into each other. Horns blare with exaggerated "HONK HONK" sounds.
Panel 4: The woman now looks satisfied, smirking at her laptop. With car crash sounds continuing from the screen, she says, "That's the stuff."

30 Comments
ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works · 55 pts · 1y
My feed lol
Johanno@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y
The article is at least 3 years old.
kitnaht@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y
Do we have any communities for this yet? Dragonsfuckingcars or Carsfuckingcars? Asking for a friend.
Maven@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 1y
Be the change your friend wants to see in the world
kirk781@discuss.tchncs.de · 29 pts · 1y
For a minute, I thought I was in !fuckcars@lemmy.world community.
grue@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
A post like this would be removed from there.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Well, it's been posted there twice and both of them are still up from hours ago. Either mods are asleep or we just don't have enough content over there to justify removing a post that's significantly funnier by being posted there.
r/fuckcars? Yeah, probably, lol.
grue@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Over the last few hours, the mod was building a computer, eating dinner, and then using Lemmy on a device that doesn't surface reports conspicuously in the UI all the time. He's finally noticed and removed the posts now, though.
(Source: it's me; I'm the mod.)
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Oops, you're welcome for the unconventional report, lol.
Lunar_Voyager@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
entwine413@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y
I got you covered
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 1y
My muscles, my muscles
Enkers@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
Automatically flex
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Higher res version
random_signal@leminal.space · 1 pts · 1y
I have something even worse
samus12345@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y
swab148@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
Is he fucking the catalytic converter
samus12345@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y
No, but that's what readers back in 1988 thought!
Sakychu@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
!dragonsfuckingcars
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
!carsfuckingcars
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Doctor: "We just got the test results back, and, uh, I don't know how to say this, so I'll just come out with it: it's a Tesla. I'm so sorry. Just know that you're not alone. You have many options, and we're going to do anything we can to help you. I won't sugar coat it, though. The chances of it coming out without a terminal defect are very low. Even if it survives, it'll never be self-driving. It will struggle with various mechanical, hardware, and software problems for its life, which will be short. Here are some resources to help you decide what you want to do. I don't want to rush you, but you probably only have a few weeks before the CEO gets an injunction, forcing you to own it. Go take some time to process this and call us when you make a decision."
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Fucking prompt engineers
phil_dissonance@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
Right in the cussy
XeroxCool@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Got you, Southland Tales (2006). The Rock, prop 69, post-nuclear war security, and one SUV's mufflussy getting penetrated by another's tailpipnis
PaulBunyan@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Came to mention that weird commercial. That movie is packed with stars yet hardly anyone has even heard of it. Seann William Scott was incredible in it.
XeroxCool@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
It was one of the last things I rented from blockbuster. I probably bought a Vault (Mountain Dew?) energy soda. I kind of want to watch it again to see if it makes sense, but the reviews are not promising.
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
BBW Big Beautiful Wagons
ColdWater@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
https://lemmy.ca/c/fuckcars@lemmy.ca
isles@piefed.social · 4 pts · 1y
Both hands on the desk in the last panel? Such restraint.
notabot@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Wh.. what are you doing step-car?
kux@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Titane (2021)
_cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y