Fucking cars

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4-Panel Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A woman in a yellow sweater sits at her desk, frustrated while looking at her laptop. With a steaming coffee mug and paperwork nearby, she exclaims, "No! No! No! Not f***ing in cars!"

Panel 2: With fists clenched and determination on her face, she shouts, "I want f***ing cars!"

Panel 3: A chaotic scene unfolds on her screen. Cartoonish cars, including a yellow Beetle and a red bus, are crashing into each other. Horns blare with exaggerated "HONK HONK" sounds.

Panel 4: The woman now looks satisfied, smirking at her laptop. With car crash sounds continuing from the screen, she says, "That's the stuff."

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30 Comments

ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works · 55 pts · 1y (1 reply)

My feed lol

Johanno@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y

The article is at least 3 years old.

kitnaht@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Do we have any communities for this yet? Dragonsfuckingcars or Carsfuckingcars? Asking for a friend.

Maven@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 1y

Be the change your friend wants to see in the world

kirk781@discuss.tchncs.de · 29 pts · 1y (4 replies)

For a minute, I thought I was in !fuckcars@lemmy.world community.

grue@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

A post like this would be removed from there.

AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Well, it's been posted there twice and both of them are still up from hours ago. Either mods are asleep or we just don't have enough content over there to justify removing a post that's significantly funnier by being posted there.

r/fuckcars? Yeah, probably, lol.

grue@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Either mods are asleep

Over the last few hours, the mod was building a computer, eating dinner, and then using Lemmy on a device that doesn't surface reports conspicuously in the UI all the time. He's finally noticed and removed the posts now, though.

(Source: it's me; I'm the mod.)

AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Oops, you're welcome for the unconventional report, lol.

Lunar_Voyager@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
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entwine413@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y (4 replies)
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

My muscles, my muscles

Enkers@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

Automatically flex

spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
random_signal@leminal.space · 1 pts · 1y
samus12345@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y (2 replies)

swab148@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Is he fucking the catalytic converter

samus12345@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y

No, but that's what readers back in 1988 thought!

Sakychu@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

!dragonsfuckingcars

Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

!carsfuckingcars

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Doctor: "We just got the test results back, and, uh, I don't know how to say this, so I'll just come out with it: it's a Tesla. I'm so sorry. Just know that you're not alone. You have many options, and we're going to do anything we can to help you. I won't sugar coat it, though. The chances of it coming out without a terminal defect are very low. Even if it survives, it'll never be self-driving. It will struggle with various mechanical, hardware, and software problems for its life, which will be short. Here are some resources to help you decide what you want to do. I don't want to rush you, but you probably only have a few weeks before the CEO gets an injunction, forcing you to own it. Go take some time to process this and call us when you make a decision."

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Fucking prompt engineers

phil_dissonance@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

Right in the cussy

XeroxCool@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Got you, Southland Tales (2006). The Rock, prop 69, post-nuclear war security, and one SUV's mufflussy getting penetrated by another's tailpipnis

PaulBunyan@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Came to mention that weird commercial. That movie is packed with stars yet hardly anyone has even heard of it. Seann William Scott was incredible in it.

XeroxCool@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

It was one of the last things I rented from blockbuster. I probably bought a Vault (Mountain Dew?) energy soda. I kind of want to watch it again to see if it makes sense, but the reviews are not promising.

Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

BBW Big Beautiful Wagons

ColdWater@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
isles@piefed.social · 4 pts · 1y

Both hands on the desk in the last panel? Such restraint.

notabot@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Wh.. what are you doing step-car?

kux@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Titane (2021)

_cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
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