Instead of "alpha" and "beta" we should be saying "frog" and "scorpion."

In what context? Software versions, Greek letters, Or just the way stupid people use it to make themselves feel better?

Can't wait for the open scorpion test of Elden Ring 2.

...ehhh that's a bit of a stretch

wot

Every time someone calls himself an "alpha", I think of Brave New World, in which the speaker would not be an alpha at all.