Makes sense. Facehugger dies on Good Friday. Some time later a chestbuster is alive. By Easter Sunday the Xenomorph is back again from the tomb of its host.
Immaculate facehugger followed by the virgin bursting...... virgin chest bursting..... didn't think you could make a chest burster sound worse but virgin bursting managed.
The Queen lays the egg, the egg hatches the facehugger which impregnates some poor bastard with the baby Chestburster, that rapidly grows into the adult Xenomorph.
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darthoub@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y
I ordinarily hate nonsecular Easter decorations but I fully endorse this. God bless you!
oppy1984@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y
Same here, but I saw this a few weeks ago and knew I had to use it.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I’m genuinely trying to think if I’ve ever seen a single nonsecular Easter decoration.
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
now i genuinely want to know where you draw the line. happy Easter.
frog@feddit.uk · 17 pts · 1y
Makes sense. Facehugger dies on Good Friday. Some time later a chestbuster is alive. By Easter Sunday the Xenomorph is back again from the tomb of its host.
oppy1984@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
I actually hadn't thought it through that far, that makes a lot of sense.
frog@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1y
Now let me tell you about the story of the conception. A virgin can be a virgin while giving birth to a chestbuster.
oppy1984@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Immaculate facehugger followed by the virgin bursting...... virgin chest bursting..... didn't think you could make a chest burster sound worse but virgin bursting managed.
AwkwardTurtle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Literally how I explained it to my wife as to why Alien is my favorite Easter movie lmfao
lowleveldata@programming.dev · 8 pts · 1y
What are those big eggs if facehuggers reproduce in other creatures' bodies
Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y
The Queen lays the egg, the egg hatches the facehugger which impregnates some poor bastard with the baby Chestburster, that rapidly grows into the adult Xenomorph.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Instructions unclear, boofs the egg..
darthoub@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
I meant secular. Completely messed that one up
oppy1984@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
It happens, I knew what you meant.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
Tell me this is all chocolate.