Don't blame me, I voted for Farts.

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7 Comments

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Thank you, but I withdrew my name after being nominated and I only have contempt for anyone who voted for me. I will not make a good leader and I will eventually take the childhood abuses of my parents out on my potential constituents.

Thank you for your vote of confidence and fuck you for your contribution.

ikidd@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I'd never belong to a party that would have me as a member.

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Username checks out.

ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

These political signs are such trash and should be banned. Like that’s the modern political advert: a name on a color with a thin rectangle, littering the environment everywhere. They tell you absolutely nothing about the candidate, often not even what office they are running for

At least the farts sign sends a message

Early_Insurance_3334@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

The Green party signs in my town don't even have a name on them, they just say vote Green party.

SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The problem with Farts is that there could always be a hidden agenda.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

The politics of flatulence are silent, but deadly.