Jesus is resurrected 3 days after his crucification. That's today, when Pope Francis passes over. They're going opposite ways at the same time, just like this meme
According to the christian fantasy book "the bible", today's the day the cult leader at the time, Jesus, realized he wasn't dead after being crusified 3 days earlier
Doesn't matter? If u don't believe in it, just adding an "According to the Bible, ..." in the beginning would have been enough.
And I'm not claiming it, I'm an atheist myself. But there was really no need for words like 'fantasy' or 'cult leader'.
34 Comments
Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 1y
Is this how I learn Pope Francis is dead?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 34 pts · 1y
Guess so! Right there with you myself!
I hope the next pope is as cool and modern as people not paying attention thought Francis was. And at least as infuriating to American conservatives.
I suggest Zendaya.
Rhaedas@fedia.io · 14 pts · 1y
Have anyone of color in a movie role and people get all worked up on "wokeness", let's see what a black pope would do.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I usually say fuck the pope but I don't know what to do with the feelings of a zendaya pope.
3laws@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
It wouldn't be the first time a Pope had 2 young strong males kissing in front of them at their arousal.
Rhaedas@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y
Memes are a direct line to reality. I saw it last night first on Imgur, took a few mins to hit other places.
asbestos@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Yup. Same
Karl@programming.dev · 35 pts · 1y
I don't understand. Is Jesus just surprised that his priest is so wealthy or smth ?
Zkuld@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 1y
I think the joke is that since it's so close to Easter they meet halfway to heaven
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
Oh, we're half way there
Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y
Take my popemobile, we'll make it, I swear
Someplaceunknown@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer
!lemmysings@lemm.ee
jaaake@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
This makes more sense than my interpretation. I thought it was saying we survived the end times and Jesus was returning as his second coming.
Current evidence suggests we’re only at the beginning of Armageddon.
Snothvalpen@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 51 pts · 1y
Jesus is resurrected 3 days after his crucification. That's today, when Pope Francis passes over. They're going opposite ways at the same time, just like this meme
Rhaedas@fedia.io · 10 pts · 1y
*almost 3 days.
They call it 3 to make it work with prophecy.
Karl@programming.dev · 8 pts · 1y
Lmfao. This one is so creative it passed right over my head.
bodaciousFern@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Me too - my take on it was the end of the world is nigh and Jesus is returning to Earth, but on the way back he passes Francis' soul
Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com · 21 pts · 1y
Nah. Jesus is rising from the dead and the pope is joining them
lemmyman@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
I too view memes only through a class struggle lens
PlaneMaker@feddit.org · 6 pts · 1y
Check the news
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
According to the christian fantasy book "the bible", today's the day the cult leader at the time, Jesus, realized he wasn't dead after being crusified 3 days earlier
Karl@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y
You could just say "According to the Bible, today Jesus resurrected after being dead for 3 days"
Trying hard to offend people, are we?
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
Saying the dude was resurrected from dead after 3 days dead is a bold claim
Karl@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y
Doesn't matter? If u don't believe in it, just adding an "According to the Bible, ..." in the beginning would have been enough. And I'm not claiming it, I'm an atheist myself. But there was really no need for words like 'fantasy' or 'cult leader'.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y
Jesus: “Shit, they got you, too?”
TheBat@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y
beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
"Ugh. Rather be crucified."
theneverfox@pawb.social · 9 pts · 1y
Pierbattista Pizzaballa (born 21 April 1965). Yes that is a real cardinal, and that is his name
Dude is meant for the job. Based as hell, needs a name change, his birthday is the day the last pope died
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 1y
Why does his name sound like an Italian brainrot animal
theneverfox@pawb.social · 3 pts · 1y
I have no idea what a brain rot animal is, but somehow I agree
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/italian-brainrot-ai-italian-animals
beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Idk I wouldn't mind being a pizza baller
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 1y
What a magical coincidence!
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
You didn’t do shit about the child rapists, Frankie. Turn that car around, you’re going the other way!
beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
He said "hey"