I only ordered one because it's "realistic"

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PlasticExistence@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Did the seller promise discreet packaging or discrete packaging?

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (4 replies)

At Dildopolis, your privacy is our top concern. All store purchases will show up on your credit card as ABC Dildos, Incorporated.

PlasticExistence@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (3 replies)

When did Dildopolis open a second location!?

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Right after they started offering espresso and their signature cinnamon biscotti.

PlasticExistence@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

#SixSeasonsAndAMovie

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Amen. The truest repairman will repair man.

Mickey7@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Forgot to add that I was ready to order one because it was "realistic" but then when I realized it came with a scrotum I bought 2 of them.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Can't have missing testicles 👍

Zip2@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 1y
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raod_guitar@feddit.org · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The woman losing it in the background is my favourite.

GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y

Just a really smelly box is all.