Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/hegseth-orders-makeup-studio-installed-pentagon/

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth recently ordered modifications to a room next to the Pentagon press briefing room to retrofit it with a makeup studio that can be used to prepare for television appearances, multiple sources told CBS News.

The price tag for the project was several thousand dollars, according to two of the sources, at a time when the administration is searching for cost-cutting measures.

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Sanctus@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 1y (10 replies)

How vain

Photuris@lemmy.ml · 50 pts · 1y (6 replies)
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jewbacca117@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (5 replies)
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homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y (1 reply)

He had a furniture showroom installed.

jewbacca117@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
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Kirp123@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

JD probably has one at the White House. Or do you think he's putting on his eyeliner by himself?

Or maybe not, don't think Trump would share his makeup room.

For people that keep pushing against drag queens that much, they sure like their make up. Bunch of hypocrites.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

JD probably has one at the White House Number One Observatory Circle

No way he waits until he gets to work to apply his guyliner

raltoid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

He doesn't leave the house without his waterproof makeup.

Nougat@fedia.io · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

He probably thinks this comment is about him.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

Dammit, beat me to it 😄

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
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homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y

Jesus fucking christ. These are the competent geniuses that railed against wearing masks in the middle of a global pandemic. Now they're supposedly running the defense department.

Good job republiQans, you fucking twits.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Oh, it's Not the Onion.

How do I crosspost

mlg@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Onion chose literally the most inopportune time to revive itself, their poor writers have been working constant overtime to stay ahead of reality lol. Trump already outdid his first 4 year term in only a couple of months.

ExtantHuman@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y

They never went away. Half the shit they posted during term one, ended up coming true a few months later. Like the injecting bleach story.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 1y (1 reply)

God fucking damnit I really thought this was an Onion article.

aceshigh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Yeah. Our new reality. I hate it.

benignintervention@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (3 replies)

How big is the bar

cubism_pitta@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Whiskey is the key to a natural glow

benignintervention@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

A deep swig of Jackie Ds to soften those features

veroxii@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 1y

Well he has to pick up the slack now that Canada is not buying USA liquor.

Aussieiuszko@aussie.zone · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What’s the bet they would be offended by a man wearing nail polish.

Bender12@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

So much manly warfighting.

Aphelion@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y
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YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
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einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

made that point 1h ago in c/ncd and now stumble over this here lmao

Kurious84@eviltoast.org · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

He can tattoo the makeup like Vance

P1nkman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Can't tell if true or not...

wanderwisley@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Hopefully they will get someone who can line out old drunkys sideburns.

futatorius@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
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ovalofsand@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

VANITY

criss_cross@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Maybe DOGE can cut make up rooms?

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

I'm sorry but proper makeup and grooming being a symbol of effective warfighting hasn't been a thing since Thermopylae.

b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y

I thought they were against gender affirming care.

cabron_offsets@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
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j0ester@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

He’s so merit! We need more. They’re for us. Herp derp

paraphrand@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 1y

The makeup necessary for his upcoming white house (oval office) drag performance where he drains a half gallon of scotch, emails putin the back door to the F-35, and fucks a couple of ten year olds on the situation table... all the while taking selfies of him and his 'buds'.