The best Onion article I've read so far. I do not care if the article was or not written in 2005, I will asume it was wrote this year because I laughed my ass off when I read that Chen was 23yo and started to work at the factory in 1996.
I mean they statistically own their own home and have high enough wages for single generation social mobility. Who wouldn't want to fuck someone like that?
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TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee · 62 pts · 1y
Wait, how is this possible?
Oh.
Guacamole@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
14yo in factory poor kid
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
14 year olds in factories used to be a punchline. Now it’s just par for the course in some parts of the US
SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Humans lose rights in dictatorships
capuccino@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 1y
The best Onion article I've read so far. I do not care if the article was or not written in 2005, I will asume it was wrote this year because I laughed my ass off when I read that Chen was 23yo and started to work at the factory in 1996.
Hikermick@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
Imagine being the factory worker making fleshlights.
Revan343@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 1y
I doubt that guy is surprised that people buy them
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y
He might judge the brand you buy though
easily3667@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 1y
Ilixtze@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Chinese factory working might be having and enjoying real sex
superniceperson@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
I mean they statistically own their own home and have high enough wages for single generation social mobility. Who wouldn't want to fuck someone like that?
skarn@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y
All the girls that just do not exist because of selective abortions?
superniceperson@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
The ones from a policy made by previous governments that the current one has explicitly stated was a mistake?
skarn@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y
Yeah, did the Chinese invent a mechanism for rapid growth of 3D printed ladies?
Because since the change in policy was 10 years ago, your 23yo chinese factory worker better like his ladies very young.
But I would also be careful attributing all the selective abortions to the OCP.
Sex ratio in live births was still something like 110% or 115% in 2020, and looked stable.
India also has a sizable sex imbalance in live births, and never had a OCP.
easily3667@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 1y
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Fun fact: from another post I just learned that sex toys are a really booming domestic market in China at the moment.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
I use my taco holders twice a week. It sucks building three perfect crunchy tacos and then they fall over and everything spills out.
photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
Soft taco supremacy
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 pts · 1y
That's just a burrito!
photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
I see you've never had the pleasure of eating street tacos my friend - treat yourself!
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Those look delicious! The lime wedges are keeping them posed for the photo, good idea photoguy.
AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Damn, you just reminded me I need taco holders.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
That was a great read.