Smh being fired for police work

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31 Comments

daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world · 100 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Gentlemen... This... Is... Democrrracy manifest!

OfCourseNot@fedia.io · 36 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I see you know your judo well!

FMT99@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y
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LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de · 26 pts · 1y
papalonian@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

A succulent Chinese meal

ChildlessBambino@piefed.social · 88 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Cop a feel

justsomeguy@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Really went too far by yelling "it's a small one!" instead of the customary "oink, oink!"

spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 1y

Who doesn't enjoy a policeman's ball? I know it's called a "circle jerk" elsewhere, but let's respect their culture

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

We use WHOS A LITTLE PIGGIE at our precinct

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y

image of Kelly self-insert

OfCourseNot@fedia.io · 47 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Confidence boost! Lots of policemen have touched my penis and none has said anything like that!

Deceptichum@quokk.au · 13 pts · 1y
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Rusty@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

The real confidence boost if they think you are hiding a gun.

ryannathans@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Every time I go through the new body scanners at any airport they want to touch my dick. Gets old quick

BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y

Made me think of this one:

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 1y (1 reply)

A tale of two sackings.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

That joke was sacrilege!

omgitsaheadcrab@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1y (4 replies)
Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Reed admitted that at a police station, in front of colleagues, he had pulled down the officer’s trouser zip, inserted his hand and touched his penis before shouting 'it's a small one'.

Later says it was just banter!!

I wonder what the situation was. If someone touches my zip I would instantly pull backwards.

Ajen@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

Oh, he did it to another cop. Now I see why he was fired.

garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

This is the most fucking UK thing I've ever seen, like I know it's sexual harassment and gross, but I swear to god I knew at least 10 dudes that would've done this and laughed their ass off in college.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y

Rectum

HawlSera@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Nut sacked

beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

That's a nice one...

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Good to know it’s not just US cops who are pieces of shit.

garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Hey at least they fired the guy. How many US cops do you think have been accused of sexual harassment and not been fired? (It's a lot, I bet)

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y

Too many.

Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What would have happened if he would have done that to a guy they detained?

MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 1y

garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Promoted!

lilsolar@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y

1984

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

What a tease

gon@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Well...