Reed admitted that at a police station, in front of colleagues, he had pulled down the officer’s trouser zip, inserted his hand and touched his penis before shouting 'it's a small one'.
Later says it was just banter!!
I wonder what the situation was. If someone touches my zip I would instantly pull backwards.
This is the most fucking UK thing I've ever seen, like I know it's sexual harassment and gross, but I swear to god I knew at least 10 dudes that would've done this and laughed their ass off in college.
31 Comments
daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world · 100 pts · 1y
Gentlemen... This... Is... Democrrracy manifest!
OfCourseNot@fedia.io · 36 pts · 1y
I see you know your judo well!
FMT99@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y
LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de · 26 pts · 1y
papalonian@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
A succulent Chinese meal
ChildlessBambino@piefed.social · 88 pts · 1y
Cop a feel
justsomeguy@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
Really went too far by yelling "it's a small one!" instead of the customary "oink, oink!"
spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 1y
Who doesn't enjoy a policeman's ball? I know it's called a "circle jerk" elsewhere, but let's respect their culture
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
We use WHOS A LITTLE PIGGIE at our precinct
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
image of Kelly self-insert
OfCourseNot@fedia.io · 47 pts · 1y
Confidence boost! Lots of policemen have touched my penis and none has said anything like that!
Deceptichum@quokk.au · 13 pts · 1y
Rusty@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
The real confidence boost if they think you are hiding a gun.
ryannathans@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 1y
Every time I go through the new body scanners at any airport they want to touch my dick. Gets old quick
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
Made me think of this one:
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 1y
A tale of two sackings.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
That joke was sacrilege!
omgitsaheadcrab@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1y
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/police-officer-who-touched-colleagues-24262909
Didn't even know the guy..
Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 1y
Reed admitted that at a police station, in front of colleagues, he had pulled down the officer’s trouser zip, inserted his hand and touched his penis before shouting 'it's a small one'.
Later says it was just banter!!
I wonder what the situation was. If someone touches my zip I would instantly pull backwards.
Ajen@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
Oh, he did it to another cop. Now I see why he was fired.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
This is the most fucking UK thing I've ever seen, like I know it's sexual harassment and gross, but I swear to god I knew at least 10 dudes that would've done this and laughed their ass off in college.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y
Rectum
HawlSera@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y
Nut sacked
beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
That's a nice one...
hperrin@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 1y
Good to know it’s not just US cops who are pieces of shit.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Hey at least they fired the guy. How many US cops do you think have been accused of sexual harassment and not been fired? (It's a lot, I bet)
hperrin@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
Too many.
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 1y
What would have happened if he would have done that to a guy they detained?
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 1y
garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Promoted!
lilsolar@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
1984
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
What a tease
gon@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Well...