I've got the good Lord going down on meeeeeeee!
Through God all things are possible, so jot that down.
Jotted.
No, no. First you eat the cracker and drink the wine and then they are transubstantiated into the flesh and blood of Christ in your belly. Much more sensible.
Uh, false. The transubstantiation happens in the cracker bowl. Otherwise, all christians everywhere could be said to be crackers.
\s because internet.
That's bananas
I will put my God damn thumb through your eye, you little bitch!
Make sure you bring a can of spray cheese to spice it up
Jesus is crispy but pretty bland
8 Comments
AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 3y
I've got the good Lord going down on meeeeeeee!
Konman72@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y
Through God all things are possible, so jot that down.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Jotted.
grte@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 3y
No, no. First you eat the cracker and drink the wine and then they are transubstantiated into the flesh and blood of Christ in your belly. Much more sensible.
fence_prude@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
Uh, false. The transubstantiation happens in the cracker bowl. Otherwise, all christians everywhere could be said to be crackers.
\s because internet.
cantsurf@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y
That's bananas
lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y
I will put my God damn thumb through your eye, you little bitch!
Saneless@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 3y
Make sure you bring a can of spray cheese to spice it up
Jesus is crispy but pretty bland