c/science_memes · by fossilesque@mander.xyz · 1y*slap slap slap* 482 points · 11 comments · view on lemmy.world
11 Comments
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 27 pts · 1y
"
A woodpeckerAn avian terrorist damages more than 20 vehicles in Massachusetts town"There, I fixed the headline for you.
How long are we going to let these, probably migrant assholes, get away with this. Trump needs to make a plea to add bird cages at CECOT.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
It wasn't an avian terrorist, it was a malfunctioning government drone! Birds are not real.
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 1y
Shhh...you're going to be black-bagged.
mmddmm@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
The FBI was too busy going after judges.
Samsonreturns@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Why is he holding a branded cup? Fucking shills
CidVicious@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 1y
It's a Dunkin donuts cup. It happened in Massachusetts. New Englanders carry Dunkin donuts coffee at all times.
supernicepojo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
This is true. Corporate dunkin is located in Quincy. When born in New England you given at birth a choice between Patriots/red sox or yankees, its on your Social Security card.
CidVicious@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Yankees really only an acceptable choice if you're in the New Haven area
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Good reason to stick with old England if you ask me.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y
!fuckcars@lemmy.world
lath@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
So the car has bugs inside?