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c/hmmm · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 1y

hmmm

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28737484

POV: Your tournament opponent is chess itself.

307 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world

23 Comments

Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y (3 replies)

This guy is one unfair ruling away from becoming a Batman villain.

donuts@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

His name? The Rookie

Mothra@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 1y

You would have some good episodic titles with Harley Quinn and the Dark Knight involved

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I think he can already qualify as a stand user.

TTH4P@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 1y (1 reply)

He wanted to be called a Chess-head, but they just ended up calling him Checkers. :(

KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y

He asked for a thirteen but they drew a thirty-one.

ThePyroPython@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Chess is his kink and he's just waiting for the right king/queen/rook to traverse all-over him.

Mothra@mander.xyz · 13 pts · 1y

Yeah watching pawn doesn't cut it

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Those eyes are looking for a mating sequence.

W_itjust_works@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y

No one is En passant-ing on getting in on this action.

PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y

I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you

kubica@fedia.io · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's part of the strategy, it's called camouflage.

KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

The covert ops of gameboard warfare

zedgeist@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

Oh, you think the chess board is your ally, but you merely adopted the game. I was born in it, molded by it.

Dragomus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Is this the 4D chess I keep hearing about?

LouSlash@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

_cnt0@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I think he likes chess.

swab148@startrek.website · 3 pts · 1y

I think he likes ska

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Qc7 -> C5 C6 and protect that knight.

Edit: id10t error

Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

White could just take the queen with theirs, I'd take Rb8 -> d8

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Sigh. Classic “me”. I meant c6, not c5. Thanks.

Objection@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y

If you wanna play chess, use your head.

v4ld1z@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y

yooo I've got an idea for my next hair dye session :D I haven't thought about doing that yet